🐴❤️ WELL… WE HAVE SOME SAD NEWS AND SOME EXCITING NEWS… ❤️🐴
One of our amazing livery is leaving Manor, and we are genuinely so sad to see them go. 😭❤️
When someone has been with us for a while, they’re never just a livery. They become part of the Manor family — part of the laughs, the chaos, the competitions, the questionable decisions and the conversations that should NEVER leave the yard. 😂
We’re absolutely gutted, but sometimes life changes and new chapters begin. They’ll always be part of our Manor family. ❤️
NOW… before we all start crying into a wheelbarrow…
🚨 A STABLE HAS BECOME AVAILABLE AT MANOR EQUESTRIAN. 🚨
So we’re looking for ONE experienced, friendly, sensible and appropriately unhinged horse owner to join us.
And by sensible, we mean horse-person sensible.
Normal people save money.
Horse people say “£180 FOR A RUG?!” and then buy it because “burgundy really is his colour.” 🤦♀️🤣
❤️ WHAT DO WE HAVE?
🐴 Spacious stables
🏠 Indoor arena — because Britain 🌧️
🌿 Large grass outdoor arena
🏇 Show jumps & arena eventing
🏆 Competitions, clinics & events
🎓 Qualified coaches on-site
🚛 Horse transport available
❤️ Home of Saddle Up & Survive Riding Club
And we’re ALWAYS doing something — hacking, competing, beach rides, clinics, fun rides and completely unnecessary adventures that normally begin with:
“Guys… I’ve had an idea.”
At Manor, those five words should require a risk assessment. 🤣
⚠️ THE MANOR RULES:
🚫 No drama
🚫 No yard politics
The horses provide enough drama. We do NOT need the humans adding another season. 😂
We laugh, help each other and when everything goes completely tits-up, someone will normally appear with coffee and say:
“Well… that could’ve gone better.” 🤣
🐴 Assisted • Part • Full Livery
We’re not looking for the first horse and human to fill the stable. We want the RIGHT ones to join our slightly dysfunctional but bloody lovely Manor family. ❤️
📞 Contact Alex to arrange a visit: 07803 290 450
⚠️ WARNING: You may come to view a stable and leave with 27 new friends, three clinics booked, a beach ride planned, another saddle pad you didn’t need and £4.72 left in your bank account.
WELCOME TO MANOR. 🤣🐴❤️
